GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Beverage from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the hottest craze on Earth! But is it safe? This otherworldly concoction, made from unknown fruits and strange plants, has left scientists baffled. Should you avoid it at all costs? Speculation runs rampant about the effects of this potent juice. Many believe it grants superhuman s